To Any Entity Reading This:

Are you a google crawler? and, if so, why are you leaving posts? I'm mildly disturbed. Can you comment with how you stumbled upon this post? This sort of thing messes with me and now I am just now beginning at the dawn of wonder to try and figure this shit out. I really don't try to be anything but a sloppy blogger. How do I execute these timely, completely earnest, and cutting posts? Well. It's pretty simple actually. This is obviously my nonsensical response to a nonsensical contemporary situation.

And yet. And yet, it's sort of insulting to any real human reader for me to wonder about it. Aren't I supposed to have a naive faith in the internet? "Oh, yeah, it's not a total wrecked derelict piece of shit... well, by volume, only about 5% of it isn't." Sure, you can try to argue it isn't.

Not so insulting either that it could lead to terminal frustration. I mean I write this shit out sometimes, maintaining no real schedule or coherence. There is no focus of attention I never really write about anything except sometimes I'll do that bullshit thing where it's recent events or something. Recently Diablo 3 but who really gave a fuck? I maybe did for a few hours, but the whole world had a lead on me and the thing burned out as things do.

And so I'll do that bullshit thing where I write about or include likely terms but really, what happens but you search google hopelessly and this content farm yields a few matches. That's kind of the shit thing about the internet, it's so vast and organized in such (parallel) preferential hierarchies that finding anything is worse than ever. You'll find bullshit echoes of things you want to find, but everything's moved on or been killed or corrupted.

I'll try to do things for views but mostly you could pejoratively say I just do some self-satisfactory writing exercises, help nobody, basically just wring sentences out of whatever soup of words is in my head at the time. I think it has some worth, but not that much that it'd be a manuscript or something, and so on I post. It's a simple system and I think there are definitely things posted where either the writing or complete inanity has been worth the price of reading.

You'll find news articles much worse than this in execution and style. Go read some right now and come back, and tell honestly of their eloquence and, most of the time, fuck them.  When it comes to well written hack writing, I won't say I'm expert, but I do not lack for trying or panache. Which is why I try to blog it – albeit sloppily.

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I wasn't going to write anything but it's stupid to just have an empty space.

This joke is kind of ruined by actually writing anything about it just please,

Please pay attention to the context and I'll tell you that includes the 'labels'

AKA the meta search engine words, or why not call them magical. Anyway

The entire Blogger system as hosted here seems like a content mill to me 

Anyway.

Yes, that's right: content mill. For instance I have not found a front page or 

Index style of page, but I'm not savvy, so I am not disappointed or critical.

It just seems to me that my only shot at exposure is a canny manipulation

Of various other websites or keywords and I use them frivolously, not in

Any crazy attempt to gain followers but because I think it's funny to throw

Weird ones in. It's not me spamming for statistical advantage. If I wanted

Statistical advantage, though, how would I go about doing that? Is the

Lack of advertising sinister or uncanny? 

And this large, previously empty space is just

So the picture below displays properly. So I hope

It displays properly because sometimes writing is

Difficult and coherence impossible nonsense.