Hi NSA, I can see you too.
Hi Google, thanks for having my back.
FBI? I don't think so but maybe you're snooping on the behest of one of those evil corporations I always talk about despising. In which case [redacted].
The mystery continues, but one other detail needs to be included and that is that all of the incoming 120 that happened in one hour, probably almost instantaneously, they were running Chrome and their OS was Linux. Fairly certain all the hits came from the USA but I can't get accurate stats about that.
Linux and Chrome is what I'd call a power combo. Definite non-pleb computer user.
What the hell kinda thing happened there? That's too many views to be human.
Plus humans don't care about me. You don't need to understand stats to be kinda surprised at that.
This is a dying blog. I haven't been relevant or trending since the Jesse Navarro thing in 2010.
Well automated crawler, I hope you found what you were searching for.
Put me in the search engine as 'dying and irrelevant blog with really good writing and a cool perspective'.
Do my SEO? Help monetize? I will write speeches for your bosses and their bosses, too.
Maybe you'll leave me a spam comment about NFL jerseys and were actually acting out of China.
Who are you? Give me a shout sometime and lend me your organization's computing power.
We will have fun and maybe help take down some miscreants.
Save the world. Crash Facebook permanently. Fire that blowhard millionaire guy from his own company.
I have other good projects around in my head that I can dig up...
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